Saturday 26 November 2016

Indian Time Machine

Indians are short of time. Always impatient! You can easily spot an Indian guy in any queue at a foreign location, without looking at passports. He's fidgety! I think its a necessary side effect of raw processing power. Civility in western cultures has killed this restlessness in its people.

The smart Indian guy won't change himself, so he desperately wants the world around him to run a bit faster. At least when he's waiting for something. The smart guy has also found something which helps him achieve it - a time machine ! It has got a circular console with one useful button and a few decorative buttons.

He's totally sold to the idea that the time machine works. So, he uses it all the times when he wants others to move faster. That's during milliseconds after traffic light turns green, seconds after discovering that a vehicle ahead is stuck, or within a minute of waiting for a co-passenger to arrive. The machine is so simple that even an illiterate or a 2 year old can operate it!

Hope the bubble of belief is burst soon !



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